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just_asim Bronze Member
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| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:00 pm | |
| When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?" Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR." | |
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just_asim Bronze Member
Posts : 676 $ : 944 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2011-03-23
| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:02 pm | |
| Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast." | |
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just_asim Bronze Member
Posts : 676 $ : 944 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2011-03-23
| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:03 pm | |
| Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up. | |
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Admin Admin
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| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:14 am | |
| Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birth Date? Patient: 28 Feb 1985. Nurse: Married? Patient: No Car Accident. | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:18 am | |
| Santa: Why are you crying, darling? Jeeto: I baked a cake and the dog ate it all up. Santa: Don't worry, I will get you another dog. | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:20 am | |
| 3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone. | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 136 $ : 259 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-03-18
| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:21 am | |
| Man meets friend and notices he`s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car. | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:23 am | |
| Thailand: Amazing Thailand! India: Incredible India! Malaysia: Truly Asia! What's Pakistan's Tourism tag line? Guess... Have a Blast, Till You Last! | |
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Posts : 136 $ : 259 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-03-18
| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:31 am | |
| Both Anna and Manmohan are Gandhians. It's just that they follow different Gandhis. | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:47 am | |
| The 2 new eras of India: BC-Before Corruption; AD-Anna Dominance. | |
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