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just_asim
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 |  Subject: Funny SMS.....  Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:30 pm | |
| Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:31 pm | |
| 1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya.":-) | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:31 pm | |
| Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:32 pm | |
| Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:33 pm | |
| Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:34 pm | |
| The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!! | |
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just_asim
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:34 pm | |
| DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he. | |
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just_asim
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:35 pm | |
| Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF.... | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:35 pm | |
| KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:36 pm | |
| A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:37 pm | |
| an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:38 pm | |
| A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girl"s hand & girl in return touched boy"s hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D"" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:39 pm | |
| Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:39 pm | |
| Apna hath apne sir par phero. Ek bar fir phero,dubara phero, chalo ek bar fir akhri bar phero. Ab to tumhe yakin ho gya hoga k GADHE k sir par seeng nahi hote | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:40 pm | |
| Guide: Welcome 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat even 20 supersonic jets cant b heard. Now may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we can hear d falls | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:41 pm | |
| American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:41 pm | |
| when words fail,silence works.when silence fails,eyes works.when eyes fail,heart works.when heart fails...samajh le TAPAK GAYA | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:42 pm | |
| U Ned Heart Ye Dil Apka Hua U Ned Frnd Mujse Dosti Karoge U Ned Joy Dhom Machaly Dhom U Ned Hlp Main Hu Na U Ned Cash Hum Apke HAIN Kaun? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:42 pm | |
| 99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:43 pm | |
| Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:43 pm | |
| Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:44 pm | |
| What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN. | |
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just_asim
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:44 pm | |
| 2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funny SMS..... Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:05 pm | |
| - just_asim wrote:
- Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
all are mast but ye wala too much hilarious  | |
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